Warming The Bed
Lin Luochen chuckled dryly and said, “Master, is this really necessary?”
“Of course it is!”
Su Yuyao crossed her arms and said, “Orthodox Path fairies don’t need to warm the bed, are they supposed to waste rice?”
“If you’re just occupying a position without doing anything, only talking and not acting, I’ll take it back and give it to the Sect disciples!”
Lin Luochen quickly said, “Master, how can things you’ve given away be taken back? I’ll keep it!”
Su Yuyao nodded in satisfaction and said, “Then it depends on your performance tonight!”
Lin Luochen let out a sound of surprise, awkwardly saying, “So soon?”
Su Yuyao said solemnly, “Of course, what if she runs away? It has to be done as quickly as possible!”
“You just have to be a bit ambitious, then even if she runs away, she’ll go back with a big belly!”
Murong Xiazhu suddenly felt that Lin Luochen not choosing her was pretty good, at least she wouldn’t have to suffer this unwarranted disaster.
As for Leng Yue Shuang, she was both shy and angry as she looked at Lin Luochen, appearing to be in a state of internal conflict.
Although she liked Lin Luochen, she wasn’t mentally prepared for this, and she didn’t want to be forced to do it in front of everyone.
Lin Luochen dryly laughed, “Master, look at this remote wilderness, let alone a bed, there isn’t even a pile of grass!”
Su Yuyao pouted and said, “What’s the big deal? Use the sky as a blanket and the earth as a bed. I heard many wild mandarin ducks do this.”
Lin Luochen was suddenly speechless, his expression strange as he said, “Have you seen it?”
Su Yuyao shook her head and said, “Master told me, saying that the women of the Mystical Sound Sect like wilderness cohabitation.”
Lin Luochen was drenched in cold sweat, what had his Grand Master taught her?!
“Master, this disciple still… doesn’t want to be so hasty!”
Su Yuyao chuckled, “So you’re still an innocent youth!”
“Hahaha, Master was inconsiderate. Since it’s your first time, it really can’t be so casual!”
Lin Luochen could only pretend to be angry and say, “Master, weren’t you?”
Su Yuyao was speechless for a moment, then angrily kicked him, grumbling, “Little brat, don’t meddle in elders’ business!”
Leng Yue Shuang, although she avoided a direct confrontation, felt sour watching the two of them playing around.
This master and disciple pair is unusual; what kind of master and disciple relationship is this?
Su Yuyao kept her word, and the next day she took Lin Luochen to find a small city and rented a courtyard.
She directly spent a large price to have the courtyard’s furnishings completely renewed, and thoughtfully prepared fine wine and delicious food.
“Alright, good disciple, are you satisfied now?”
Lin Luochen once again witnessed Su Yuyao’s execution ability, leaving him speechless.
Is this woman so obsessed with using the Holy Maiden to warm the bed?
He didn’t know that Su Yuyao had listened to True Person Cuiyin’s legendary stories of demonic path giants since she was a child.
She yearned for the demonic path big shots who captured Holy Maidens to serve tea and warm their beds, ultimately leading to the Holy Maiden’s fall.
She only sighed that she was a woman, even if she captured a Holy Maiden to serve tea and water, it wouldn’t be considered a good deed.
Later, Su Yuyao couldn’t keep up with Yun Chuji and others’ progress, her character became reclusive, and her ideas faded.
But Lin Luochen’s arrival rekindled Su Yuyao’s desire to capture a Holy Maiden to warm the bed.
Isn’t this a godsend opp…ortunity?
Oneself doesn’t have an opp…ortunity, but the disciple does!
At this time, Leng Yue Shuang, the Jade Maiden Sect Holy Maiden, came to her door, and she clearly had a good impression of Lin Luochen, how could she not be excited?
Lin Luochen had no idea he was fulfilling Su Yuyao’s dream. Now, he was pushed into a room by her and locked up with Leng Yue Shuang.
Su Yuyao’s voice came from outside the door: “I’ve already set up a restriction on the door, she can’t escape, Luochen, seize the opportunity!”
Lin Luochen was dumbfounded, Leng Yue Shuang twitched her mouth and hesitated, “Isn’t she a little abnormal?”
Lin Luochen chuckled bitterly, “She just likes to play around!”
Leng Yue Shuang coldly snorted, “Is there such a way to play? Making fun of someone’s innocence?”
Lin Luochen shrugged, “She rarely interacts with outsiders, her thoughts are different from normal people.”
Leng Yue Shuang sat down on the stool angrily, shy and annoyed, “It’s all your fault!”
Lin Luochen helplessly said, “It’s not my fault, is it? If you hadn’t tried to capture me, how could she have acted?”
Leng Yue Shuang had nothing to say, and could only dejectedly say, “Then what should we do now?”
Lin Luochen stood up, smiling happily, “Of course, it’s to listen to my Master’s words, and capture you to warm the bed!”
Leng Yue Shuang panicked and stood up, the bells around her neck jingling.
“Lin Luochen… I never expected you to be this kind of person!”
Lin Luochen pointed to the outside, then pointed to his ears, indicating that there were eavesdroppers.
“Leng Yue Shuang, you came to my door yourself, wouldn’t it be a waste if I didn’t take advantage of it, come on!”
He chuckled, and suddenly pounced on her, then swept the fruit on the table to the ground, making a loud noise.
Leng Yue Shuang understood and let out a sound of surprise, frantically dodging to the side, causing the bells to jingle.
“Don’t come near me! Help!”
Lin Luochen gestured towards the bed, after all, Divine Sense could only scan a blurry shadow, only being able to determine if there was someone there.
As for the person’s expression and demeanor, it was completely invisible, otherwise he wouldn’t dare to deceive the heavens in this way.
“Little beauty, don’t run!”
The two chased each other, finally Lin Luochen forced Leng Yue Shuang to the edge of the bed, lifted the blanket, and pulled Leng Yue Shuang into it.
He covered both of them with the blanket, pressed Leng Yue Shuang onto the bed, propped himself up above her, looking down at her, panting.
“Beauty, I’ve caught you this time!”
“No!”
Leng Yue Shuang lay on the bed, pointed at by him, truly feeling a little panicked.
This guy isn’t going to fake it till he makes it, is he?
What should I do?
Lin Luochen felt that he was making a fuss over nothing; he was righteous and could easily become a pillar of society.
After all, he now had the background of the Corpse Yin Sect, and Gu Qinghan couldn’t do anything to him.
But he still suppressed this evil thought, and did not take advantage of the situation, planning to wait until things naturally progressed.
“Beauty, don’t be shy, no one knows!”
As soon as he finished speaking, he threw out several formation flags, isolating the inside and outside.
At this moment, Su Yuyao, who was eavesdropping outside, suddenly couldn’t hear anything, and was immediately very depressed.
“Hateful kid!”
She wanted to continue listening, but she was afraid of disturbing Lin Luochen and Leng Yue Shuang’s good time, and also afraid of seeing some unbearable sight.
But thinking about it, Su Yuyao suddenly remembered the picture album True Person Cuiyin had shown her, with all sorts of shameful postures.
Before, she had scoffed at it, only feeling disgust, but at this moment, the people in the pictures had specific faces.
Lin Luochen and Leng Yue Shuang.
Thinking of this, Su Yuyao’s fulfilled excitement suddenly disappeared, replaced by a very uncomfortable feeling in her heart.
She didn’t know why she suddenly felt so uncomfortable, the thought of that scene made her feel blocked up.
It was like someone had stolen her favorite corpse puppet when she was a child, very unhappy, very irritable!
Su Yuyao even wanted to rush in and pull the kid out, regardless of anything, beat him up first!
What’s wrong with me?
Murong Xiazhu didn’t understand, only seeing her suddenly fall silent, sitting aside listlessly and anxiously.
This demonic path woman seems a little abnormal!
One second she was so happy, and the next second she was like this!
I should stay away from her!
Inside the room, Leng Yue Shuang watched Lin Luochen set up the soundproof formation and let out a long sigh of relief.
“Aren’t you going to come down?”
To be honest, Lin Luochen was somewhat addicted, after all, they knew each other well and knew what kind of taste it was.
He gently kissed her on the lips and smiled, “This is the reward for saving you!”
Leng Yue Shuang was stunned, just as she was about to say something, Lin Luochen had already lain down beside her.
“We should have fooled her tonight, we’ll go out tomorrow morning, I’ll find a way to let you go!”
Leng Yue Shuang hesitantly said, “What if she finds out we didn’t do it? That’s easy to see!”
Lin Luochen confidently said, “She asked you to warm the bed, didn’t you warm it? What else do you want?”
“But she clearly didn’t mean that…”
“I’ll just pretend I don’t understand, she can’t personally teach me, can she?”
Lin Luochen looked at Leng Yue Shuang, suddenly turned over and pressed her down, smiling meaningfully.
“You wouldn’t want to fake it till you make it with me, would you? I don’t mind oh!”
To be honest, after being teased several times but unable to show his skills, he was quite angry.